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Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 6:53 PM
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stewie<33
![]() How many talking babies do you know bent on world domination and matricide? We'd rather only know one, Stewie Griffin. From week to week he's always try to kill Lois, fighting with Brian, and deal with his farily newfound homosexuality. Stewie: Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates. Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. Stewie: Damn, must have pulled something playing hoops last week. (Goes to flashback of Stewie playing basketball.) Stewie: I know you ain't puttin that rock up from here, cause you ain't got no J! (Stewie trips basketball player) Baskeball player: Yo man, that's trippin! Stewie: Brotha please, you're the one who's trippin'! Now go on! Cry home to your momma! She waitin' for ya! Basketball player: Now don't make me stick my size thirteens up yo narrow ass! Stewie: Oh, sweet! Bring it on bitch! Now how you gonna act?! (Basketball player walks away.) Jeeze! Bringin that trash in here. Dis is my house!!! Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter) Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny! Lois: I'm gonna go get some oranges Stewie. Here, hold the rest of these bags for mommy." Stewie: Oh, what brilliant parenting Lois. Leave a tiny infant with a plastic bag. You know I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS..(Stewie tries to put bag over top of his head.) Stewie: I'm going to do it! (Tries to put bag over left side of his head then climbs into it and tries pulling it over his head.) Stewie: BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're Wonder Woman! Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am? Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic? Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up." Stewie: Oh hey lady. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah just ah my package, God delivered it I signed for it the world keeps on spinnin', yeah. |
thedeceptionist
Vanity isn't a sin, a little narcissism wouldn't hurt.![]() Bringing `91 back. In-♥. Real life Drama Queen. Pessimistic. Rad. PC abuser. Schemer. Goddamn Worrier. Wishful Thinking. a Love letter. Be with him, FOREVER. Keyshia Cole's A different Me. Photo Op wit Leighton Meester & Sophia Bush. Ipanema G2B Sandals. Meet his Family and Friends. Hello Kitty Digital Camera. Nintendo Wii Fit. A star named after ME, lol. Follow me at.. Multiply, Friendster, Facebook & Twitter |
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